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| I was under the impression Turkey Dogs were healthier. What gives? |
Dear PETA,
I am writing to ask you, "Who the !$@# you think you are?" You do not, I repeat, DO NOT, get to address my children and make them feel guilty over their love for meat! I am disturbed and disgusted by the tactics you use. Questioning a minors values? Trying to make young children feel guilty over enjoying a Thanksgiving meal?
Do you not comprehend the circle of life? You know? Everything has a purpose? My children do. Clearly they have better comprehension skills than all of you. When I see some of the things you do, and lengths you will go I want to club you like a baby seal! Sometimes it seems as if y'all are driving the crazy train at high speeds, with a never ending supply of gas, no brakes, and on a round track. When will enough be enough?
When will you stop using my children to try and prove a point? At what point will you realize that your craziness just makes me crave burgers and fur coats?
Let me let you in on a little secret PETA. If something horrible happens and we all have to live off the land, I will slaughter a cow however I can to feed my family. After we are done picking it dry I will use its skin to make myself leather clothing and shoes. I will then walk passed you all warm and cozy while your dumb asses freeze to death.
Last of all, if you ever scare my children with your ridiculous antics I will hunt you down, chain you to a chair, and assassinate a cute cuddly lamb, cook it and eat it in front of you and wrap its warm fuzzy fur around you.
Nobody likes to see animals getting treated like crap. However, I don't like seeing humans treated like crap either. Perhaps you could place all of this effort in to not bullying people who love to eat meat and you could put all of your passion and energy towards defending our bullied school kids. Show them some love and compassion. You could also hit up a retirement home and spend some time with people who don't have anyone. Maybe help a wounded Veteran or volunteer at a hospital or children's home.
Trying to scare people into a vegan lifestyle is just a bit over the top and no one will take you people serious.
Maybe you could also try spending a little less time worry about how the president chooses to get rid of a fly and a little more time with problems that matter to EVERYONE. I'm not even an Obama fan but I feel for the guy in this situation! Go ahead and read the story HERE
OHHHHHH and good luck making that tofu during an apocalypse! haha
Sincerely,
An Angry Mom who will go batshit crazy on you if you ever pull this crap in front of my kid
xoxo
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| Is this really necessary? All you've accomplished is scaring my kids! |
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| I hope Ronald comes after you with that exact face! |
