Go to the Light and Ignore the Crazy!

Well, I am finally going to have this baby!   After months and months and months of my complaining over all of my aches and pains and misery, I have an induction date, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!  Literally speaking for little miss!  HAHA  I will be yelling "GO TO THE LIGHT SWEET GIRL!!!!!!  GO TO THE LIGHT!!!!!"
Okay, you're right.  I will be yelling every naughty word in the book at the man who put me in this mess and he will politely ignore my outbursts and further anger me by being supportive and rubbing my back.  Later, making me feel guilty about being so hateful but eventually I will find myself getting over it when he pretends to snore through the screaming infant in the cradle next to us at 3 am avoiding every midnight feeding and stinky diaper.
Yep, that's right y'all.  I am a little bitter and cranky right now.  Who isn't at this point in the pregnancy though?  I have endured almost 9 months of hearing about people's "Date night's" "Mom's night outs" and all their other enjoyable adventures.  Then I run across this picture today on Facebook.

I start laughing and thinking about how I would really like to have this status as an actual option.  My fun and wild nights are currently heading to the local Texas Roadhouse with the man and the kids and helping them find words in the word find and pretending to lose every game of Tic Tac Toe while stuffing my face with way too much of the Ft. Worth Ribeye, a loaded baked potato, ceasar salad and the homemade yeast rolls with that way too yummy cinnamon butter!!  Oh, Oh, OHHHHH and for dessert?  I know you're curious.  Yep, you guessed it!  I finish off my dinner with a Zofran and 2 berry flavored tums because God knows this baby kicks me right in the stomach after I eat.  Yes!  I am a little bitter....maybe a tad jealous of all of you that got your tubes tied when you had the chance.  I am thrilled to be having a little girl to doll up and shop for though. When I get all the cute stuff in the mail that I ordered I get all kinds of excited!!  Got this stuff today!

This definitely puts me in a better mood!

Especially since it is a double gratification feeling!  I get the enjoyment of shopping on one day and get the enjoyment of receiving it a few weeks later!  Yes, I sound like an addict.  I know.  I may be a little bit of an addict.  Just a tiny bit though.  Online shopping is much safer too for a whole lot of people. Including the poor little boy I accidentally disciplined at the mall today.   If you don't "like" my Facebook page you may have missed this update.  You may also need to scoot your sweet little behind over to my page and like it after reading this because my feelings are all hurt now.  You can get to my page by going to the top left part of this blog!  Anyway...here's my embarrassing moment of the day......week....month?  Let's just go with "Of the year!!!"

Story of a Girl

7 hours ago via mobile

So I'm at the mall trying to power walk this baby out of me. The kIds want to stop for pizza. So while I'm paying the youngest is playing with the lids and making a mess. I told him NO! Then I he did it again. So without looking down I smacked his hand, grabbed his arm and moved him to my other side. Then my oldest asks what I'm doing. I looked down to see I was disciplining someone else's child!!! I was MORTIFIED and apologized! Luckily she laughed it off and said she was about to do the same to him but figured I was doing a good job handling it on my own. I still feel so embarrassed!! Ever have anything like that happen to you?? 

Yeah.  I was waiting for mall security to hunt me down later and take me in for questioning.  I know I will see these posters randomly throughout the mall too! 

Life keeps getting better and better y'all!  

Oh and if you liked the pics of the cute baby clothes I recently got in the mail you can sign up for a Zulily account using my link!  I get store credit for each person that signs up and orders and you will too if you sign up and share your own link!  Help a shopoholic sista out!

Story of a Girl's Zulily.com link

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!