Yep, that's right, I am a MAJOR procrastinator!
Well, my Google search results undoubtedly took me to Etsy's website. I saw some cute stuff and it gave me some cute ideas. Then I ran across this SHOCKING DISCOVERY.
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| This is a set of breastfeeding awareness hats for babies. |
Intrigued? I was too. So being the immature minded girl that I am I started a "boob", "penis", and "vagina", crocheted item, Etsy search. My OH my! I found some interesting stuff! I am going to share a few pictures of my fun finds!
Number 1::: The coolest gift you can give the man in your life! He'll want to brag about you and your wonderful taste to all of his buddies, near and far. I bet this could also be a fun bachelor party gift!!
THE BOOB SLIPPERS
Then there is Number 2:: This is a gift that will make you want to lick your lips....over and over and over again. This would make fabulous party favors for a bachelorette party!
THE PENIS CHAPSTICK HOLDER KEYCHAIN
Let's finish up with Number 3 because I could seriously post the crazy ALLLLLL night long!!! This is so fabulous AND you could actually put your penis chapstick holder key chain in this and it would be SO fitting!! I am giggling at the amount of jokes I could make about this!! Here is is!!
THE VAGINA POUCH
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| once a month I am using it to hold red tissue! HA! |
I know you are heading to Etsy to do your own dirty little searches!! Let me know what you find!
HahahahaOh and I just know this is going to come to you as a surprise but I wanted to let you all know that
wait for it.......
I never did find a crochet pattern for Baby A's blanket. Guess I will resume the search tomorrow.
wait for it.......
I never did find a crochet pattern for Baby A's blanket. Guess I will resume the search tomorrow.
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| OKAY, OKAY, if you insist, Mr. fortune cookie. |
LOL! Crocheted boobies! I wonder if they're hard to make?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the early morning giggle. :)
Well, I would guess it would be similar to a hat pattern. LOL We are all going to be sitting at home practicing crochet booby patterns now LOL
DeleteI laughed so hard at the slippers...mostly because my brain immediately went to that Morgan Freeman pic that made its way around the internet, the one that ended with the words "titty sprinkles", and then I thought of those slippers as "titty slippers" and it made me laugh like the 14 year old boy that I apparently am. ;)
ReplyDeleteOH EM GEEEEEE!! Now I will be re-reading my blog in his voice!! hahahahaha
Deleteahahahahahaa YESSSS! My work here is done! :)
DeleteYour newest follower here! And what a first post to see! lol.
ReplyDeleteReminds me when I was going through my parents things after my mom passed and came across some crocheted penis and ball warmers. I'm LIKE, "NOOOOO, not my mom and dad"
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Hi! Welcome!! I am so glad you're here. I love that you found those and I am now terrified to ever go through my parents things!!!!! LOLOLOL I will definitely be following you back!
DeleteI couldn't comment wihout first having a look for myself. Wow. Just, Wow. My favorites were the Willie Warmer and the Peter Heater. LOL Thanks for the laugh- I needed it today. I'll now be following!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you came over to play!! Welcome!! I am heading your way next :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, the bat and ball willie warmer is killing me!!!! hahahahahaha
http://www.etsy.com/listing/96045699/willie-warmer-baseball-batter-up-knitted?ref=sr_gallery_9&ga_search_query=peter+heater&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_ref=auto1&ga_search_type=all
You just made my day! This is too funny!
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Glad I could help LOL
DeleteI just found your blog and I must say, I am so glad that I did. This was so funny and totally made my night!
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