Dinner party!! My 2nd Vlog!

How do you cook dinner?  I time my cooking by songs.  I also sing along with the songs while cooking.  So come on over, make yourself at home and enjoy the dinner party!  My kids are going to be so embarrassed of me someday!  haha

Thanks for being here and enjoying the crazy with me! 

My First VLog!

I VLogged!  It was scary stuff but I had to do it.  At least once.  I won't do it again though if you hate it though!  LOL  I just chronicled a little bit of my Friday.  Feel free to laugh at how bad I am at life.
Most importantly, DON'T FORGET THE POPCORN!

One Month!!

Love my baby girl!!

Today Baby Girl turns a month old!!  Can you believe it?  A month already??  When I was pregnant with her a month seemed like a year and now it is just flying by!  Seems like I was just cursing Heath and screaming for death to just take me, yesterday.  Oh, wait, I think I was.....I do that a lot.  Hmmmm....okay, well let's pretend I only scream for death to take me and curse Heath during labor...

Anyway,  I am totally loving this whole newborn baby thing now that she has arrived.  It's so much fun having a new little girl.  I mean, if you can get past the stiff back, the epidural headache that I still have even after two trips to the ER for blood patches that didn't work, walking around like a zombie, the runny 10 times a day poop, the spit up, and the constant crying for food, the very messy house, and that's just what Heath and the boys have caused.  Don't get me started on what baby girl has done to me.  SHEESH!!!  **Wink  ;)  Wink**

Seriously, I am loving all of the bows and the shopping and the clothes!  Oh and all of the pink!!!!!  I absolutely love pink!!!  It's all just so much fun!  I can't get enough!!  I have thanked God every single day for finally giving me my little girl!

some fun shopping

She is growing so fast (and unfortunately, I am shrinking so slow).   She is my little ball of perfection.  She is a really good baby and so, so, soooooo cuddly!!  She will sleep balled up on my chest all day if I let her, and sometimes I do.  She is also already sleeping between 4 and 6 hours at a time at night.  It has been very nice!  Too bad I can't get Heath to sleep that long.  He keeps me up more than she does.  *sigh*

All in all, it's been a good month and I am loving being the mom of a girl.  (so far)  Thanks for being her with me to share in this!  I love you all!

Just a few minutes old

1 day old

2 days old

1 week old

2 weeks old

3 weeks old

4 weeks old

1 month old!!!

just being pretty

Punching mamma :)

Already my little Diva!

Just one bite...

Every God fearing woman says that "The Period" and painful childbearing is God's punishment for Eve's little apple eating mishap.  Honestly I am lost on this whole apple eating sin!  She is the worst woman ever!  I have to tell you, the only way a serpent is going to tempt me into eating a dang apple is if it is on a stick, covered in caramel, and rolled in nuts!   I mean COME ON!  A bite of a plain old boring apple screwed the the whole population, mainly women.

Like I said in the first line of this blog, a lot of women complain that the crimson tide and painful baby havin' is God's way of punishing us for letting a snake tempt us and in turn tempting Adam.  Being a stay at home mom (SAHM) for the last 7 years has made me realize that it is not "The Period" that is the punishment.  It is, in fact, LAUNDRY!  That's right, I said it!  Someone had to speak the truth!  Laundry is the women's punishment for giving into temptation!


Don't believe me?  Think about it!



I am very aware that God stated "I will make you pains in childbearing very severe;  with painful labor you will give birth to children"  

HOWEVER, he also made Adam and Eve ashamed of being naked and "Made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them"  Did you read the second to the last word in that??  CLOTHED!!!!!!

Painful childbirth=Smoke screen 

Yep, that's right!  I know you are now thinking "HOLY CRAP, SHE IS RIGHT!!!!"  (and as usual I am)

God clothed us, further punishing women by forcing us into a NEVER.ENDING.CYCLE of washing, drying, folding, hanging and repeating UNTIL.WE.DIE.

Let's not forget that us women are constantly having to pick up other family member's socks, shirts, pants, UNDERWEAR!!  One day I will probably bend over to pick up all of the socks all over my house and I will never be able to get back up!  Laundry is a slow death!

Had Eve never eaten that apple we would all be running around as a happy, healthy, fun loving nudist colony with no shame whatsoever!

I know, I know!!!  Your head is spinning right now!  I know mine was when I realized God's conspiracy.
Thanks a lot Eve!  Thanks a freakin' lot!