The kids and I had to run to the store this morning to do a little grocery shopping so that we could actually eat dinner tonight. Stupid store only had bags of organic onions this morning which really ticked me off. I would much rather eat pesticides than pay $4 for a tiny little bag of onions. Okay, whole other annoyance.
Back to the bigger issue.
There was this lady at Walmart. She was probably in her late 40's early 50's, but who could tell with her smeared bright red lipstick, ghost white make up and giant fake blonde hair covering it all up? Anyhow. She had her husband pushing the cart while she had her cellphone glued to her ear, talking louder than Walmart's loud speakers, while her husband stayed quiet and followed her around like a sad lost puppy with his head between his legs as if he had just been neutered.
Now seeing as how she spent her whole freaking shopping trip on her phone she wasn't quite as organized as she should of been and ended passing us like 5 or 6 times because she had to keep going back for things she forgot. One of her trips down our current aisle she walked passed our cart and yelled "WHAT?? That would have pissed me off!!!!!!" Which my 2 year old responds with "PISS ME OFF TOO!!!" She thought it was funny. Well, until mommy looked at her and then looked at the 2 year and said "Now honey, if we are going to repeat naughty words, let's start with repeating mommy's naughty words like, Hey, lady you're a dumb Bitch"
Hunter complied, Mommy gave her evil smirk and laughed like the wicked witch, and the dumb bitch scowled and walked away with hubby following behind, of course. BUT I just know I saw the poor neutered husband snicker when Hunter called her a bitch. I could see it in his eyes that he wanted to say the same thing for a while.
OMG did you pass her by the aisles again? LOL
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